Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
What a Coincidence!
A chicken farmer went to a local bar....
Sat nextto a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!
''What a coincidence' the farmer says.
'This is aspecial day for me.... I am celebrating
''This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!' says the woman.
'What a coincidence!' says the farmer!
As they clinked glasses the man asked, 'What are you celebrating?
''My husband and I have been trying to have a childand today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!
''What a coincidence,' says the man.
'I'm a chickenfarmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.
''That's great!' says the woman. 'How did your chickens become fertile?''
I used a different cock,' he replied.
The woman smiled and said, 'What a coincidence.'
Sat nextto a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!
''What a coincidence' the farmer says.
'This is aspecial day for me.... I am celebrating
''This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!' says the woman.
'What a coincidence!' says the farmer!
As they clinked glasses the man asked, 'What are you celebrating?
''My husband and I have been trying to have a childand today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!
''What a coincidence,' says the man.
'I'm a chickenfarmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.
''That's great!' says the woman. 'How did your chickens become fertile?''
I used a different cock,' he replied.
The woman smiled and said, 'What a coincidence.'
No comments:
Post a Comment